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The stark contrast between how artists and programmers interact is painfully accurate. Artists dance around with false modesty while programmers just openly roast each other's code and nod in agreement. Nothing builds camaraderie in tech quite like mutual acknowledgment that your codebase is a dumpster fire. It's not self-deprecation if it's objectively true. The real programming interview question should be "how comfortable are you with someone calling your life's work 'the worst f***ing code they've ever seen' and you just replying 'yep, sounds about right'?"

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The classic optimist vs pessimist debate gets a programmer twist! While normal people argue if the glass is half full or half empty, Stack Overflow users immediately mark your hydration inquiry as "closed for being a stupid question." The perfect representation of trying to ask anything remotely basic on SO and getting your question downvoted into oblivion because you didn't format your water molecules properly or forgot to mention which version of H₂O you're running.