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Content Judge a man, not by the color of his skin, but by the color of his IDE theme. ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the eternal struggle of the weeb developer. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen countless RGB keyboard warriors who'd rather be binging the latest season of Attack on Titan than debugging that production issue. The perfect intersection of "I need to pay rent" and "but the new episode drops tonight." We're all just anime protagonists trapped in the wrong storyline—our epic battle is against merge conflicts and legacy code instead of whatever villain has a 20-minute monologue this week.

Content People I haven't seen in years: Me: "Just ask me the computer question"

Content Best 404 page Whoops! 404 - Page not found One of our Development Team must be punished for this unacceptable failure! PICK WHO TO FIRE! Luke James Martin In a forgiving mood? Let them all keep their jobs. Return to the homepage. Chris

Content Every time i declare a variable me tO mV IDE : CALM DOWN I AM GOING TO USE THE VARIABLE

Content So, Bob, why should we hire you? That's a 'stupid question stackoverflow WELCOME ABOARD! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net