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Content Venkat Subramaniam venkats While everyone is so excited about eclipse, please remember there are other fine IDEs and text editors. 82017, 8:08 AM

Content "SNIF I just feel so... useless... IDE TAVERN Don't say that... I even try to make myself useful! Yesterday autocompleted a closing. brace. and do you know what he did Don't tell me. .. he. But it's true! I spend my time highlighting syntax errors, but my developer doesn't even care. Yeah, that sucks... He deleted it! And then he typed it out again later!! What a dk... CommitStrip.com

Behold! The ancient debugging ritual of the desperate developer! Unable to locate the actual bug, our hero resorts to the most dramatic of solutions - sprinkling semicolons everywhere like some sort of punctuation fairy! The code doesn't work? THROW MORE SEMICOLONS AT IT! Because nothing says "I've completely given up on logic and reason" quite like decorating your code with unnecessary punctuation while maintaining that cool Salt Bae swagger. The compiler will surely be impressed by your stylish semicolon distribution technique!

Evolution of programmer enlightenment: starts with Python (basic brain), progresses through Java (slightly lit brain), then C++ (glowing brain), followed by Scratch (cosmic brain), and finally... Minecraft command blocks (transcendent alien being). Nothing says "I've reached programming nirvana" like crafting complex algorithms with blocks meant for 10-year-olds. The supreme irony of the programming world: spend years mastering memory management in C++ only to realize the true galaxy-brain move is coding with pictures of cats and literal blocks. If you've ever built a working CPU in Minecraft, you're not a programmer anymore—you're basically a deity. The rest of us mortals will continue pretending our Python scripts are impressive.

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