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Behold the TRAUMA of React development! At the top, we have the blessed, sanctified .jsx file with its holy atom icon, living its best life. Meanwhile below, we're witnessing an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of naming conventions that would make any developer collapse into the fetal position! Four different ways to name the SAME COMPONENT?! Are we TRYING to summon demons into our codebase?! This is the kind of chaos that makes senior developers wake up screaming at night and project managers develop spontaneous eye twitches. The inconsistency is literally CRIMINAL and should be punishable by being forced to use Internet Explorer for all eternity!

Listen up, sweetie! The universe LITERALLY doesn't care if you mess up your algebra homework or burn your dinner, but make ONE tiny mistake in Git and suddenly you're living in a horror movie! 💀 That innocent little git push --force just turned your entire team's repository into a post-apocalyptic wasteland where no one remembers what code even is anymore. Your career? OVER. Your reputation? DESTROYED. Your will to live? QUESTIONABLE AT BEST. There's nothing more terrifying than staring into the abyss of merge conflicts that YOU created because you thought you were smarter than version control. Sleep tight!

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Content MYCOWORKERS WATCHING ME DEPLOY A "SMALLEUP ON A GRIDAY Get ready everyone, he's about to do something stupid.

Ah, the classic baby shape sorter toy, but make it database . When your data architecture strategy is literally "if it fits, it ships." Junior devs looking at their PostgreSQL database like it's some magical black hole where any data structure can and should go. Who needs schema validation when you have determination and a hammer? PostgreSQL: Technically versatile enough to store your hopes, dreams, and that JSON blob you were too lazy to normalize.

Content BEING ADDED TO THE CONTRIBUTORS ME WHO FIXED A TYPO IN THE README ingflp.com