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The eternal battle between Agile and Waterfall methodologies played out through a Friends scene. Two project managers trying to one-up each other — she's spelling out "SCRUM" letter by letter while he's just waiting for his punchline: "WATERFALL WITH POKER." That smug smile at the end is every old-school PM who's seen methodologies come and go but still uses their trusty Gantt chart in secret. It's the software development equivalent of "I was doing this before it was cool" but with twice the meetings.

Visual Studio Code from the future is apparently just an AI delivery system now. The "many updates" in the March 2025 release can be summarized as: AI, AI, AI, AI, AI, and... wait for it... AI! Microsoft's subtle approach to feature diversity is truly inspiring. Why bother with performance improvements, bug fixes, or new developer tools when you can just repeat "AI" six times and call it a day? Coming in version 2.0: Your code now writes itself while simultaneously reporting everything you do to Skynet. But hey, at least it autocompletes your semicolons correctly!

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OH. MY. GOD. The eternal struggle of developer psychology laid bare! 😭 In the middle, we have the DRAMATIC PERFECTIONIST with an IQ of 100, literally SOBBING because their precious app isn't ready! "I need the right logo! More courses! Learn SEO!" Honey, your app will NEVER be ready with that attitude! Meanwhile, the beautiful idiots on both ends of the bell curve (IQ 55 and 145) are just like "Ship it and see what happens" with ZERO ANXIETY and the emotional stability of a ROCK. They've transcended the mortal fear of imperfection! This is why your side project has been "almost ready" for THREE YEARS. Just ship the damn thing already! Perfection is the enemy of done, sweetie! 💅