Chose wisely.

The evolution of software development methodologies perfectly captured in vehicular form! Waterfall starts with just a wheel (requirements), then a chassis (design), finally becoming a complete car (finished product) – but by then it's already outdated and over-engineered. Agile begins with a skateboard (MVP), evolves to a motorcycle (functional iterations), and ends with a convertible (adaptable final product) – actually useful at every stage! Then there's AI development... starting with a car missing half its parts, progressing to a cat with wheels (because why not?), and finally delivering a rubber duck. Shipping whatever bizarre hallucination the model generated that day and calling it "innovative disruption."

Content Dev: Estimate is 150h PM: Best I can do is 16h Dev: Takes longer than 16h PM:

Modern programming has evolved from rigid methodologies to whatever fever dream this is. Left side: someone asking about "vibe coding" like it's an actual paradigm. Middle: a developer who learned SOLID principles from anime examples instead of textbooks and somehow still functions. Right side: the enlightened one who's given up on architecture entirely because "AI will handle it." The three horsemen of the coding apocalypse. For those wondering, SOLID is actually a set of object-oriented design principles (Single responsibility, Open-closed, Liskov substitution, Interface segregation, Dependency inversion). But sure, explain it with anime characters. That'll stick.

Content Me: Okay coworker, how are you doing with migrating this project to a typed language? Coworker: Oh great, I just put every variable as type Any Listen here, you little shit ingflip.com

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Content JR DEV But I'm nothing without Copilot! SR DEV If you are nothing without Copilot, then you shouldn't have it.