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The ultimate Linux nightmare has arrived! Someone's created a fake error message showing Vim being "banned at the kernel level" - complete with Unix humor like PID 1 (init) working on a fix after a "wait(2)" call. The "kill -9 vim" command at the bottom is the chef's kiss - it's the Linux equivalent of taking Vim out back and putting it down with extreme prejudice. Emacs users are probably celebrating while Vim enthusiasts are having panic attacks. The skull emoji really sells the fake dystopian tech future where text editors require government approval.

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