Cake day

When your dating life and Git workflow become one and the same. First guy found a partner who can actually commit (unlike most of his ex-branches), then the reply takes it to the next level with "glad you two merged" - because why have separate repositories when you can join forces? The "I'll see myself out" is the perfect git push after dropping that pun. Finding love in the comments section of a bug report might be the most developer thing ever. Still better than meeting on Stack Overflow where they'd close your dating profile as "duplicate" or "too broad."

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OH MY GOD! A WHOLE 500 LINES OF CODE?! IN A VEHICLE?! *faints dramatically* Meanwhile, every developer is staring at their million-line codebase thinking, "That's cute, my coffee machine has more code than your entire car." The absolute AUDACITY to call 500 lines "complex" when modern web browsers contain more code than the entire history of transportation combined. This ad is the programming equivalent of someone bragging about their "extreme" workout routine of walking up a single flight of stairs. 💀

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That moment when you've been manually refreshing the page for 8 hours straight, squinting at console logs, and questioning your career choices... only to realize you never pressed the magic "refresh debugger" button. The browser's been showing you the same broken code all day while you slowly lose your sanity. Pro tip: before throwing your laptop out the window, try Ctrl+F5 first.