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The classic tale of "I told you so" but with toilets held hostage! Some genius company decided their smart toilets should have absolutely zero fallback mechanisms—because who needs to flush when the internet's down, right? This CTO is living every developer's revenge fantasy. After being forced to implement a design they knew was flawed, they get to watch the tech director panic as people literally can't flush their toilets without WiFi. The cherry on top? Those "Skynet mode" robot vacuums. Nothing says "I designed this properly" like your cleaning appliance becoming sentient during a server outage. This is why we put manual overrides on critical infrastructure, folks—unless you enjoy explaining to executives why they need a bucket to use their $5000 toilet.

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LinkedIn's notification system: the ultimate developer tease. Getting excited about appearing in 367 searches only to realize those HR people and recruiters ghosted you faster than an uncaught exception. The classic tech industry paradox – somehow you're simultaneously "highly visible" and completely invisible. It's like having 100% test coverage but your app still crashes in production.

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