Blind Leading The Blind

Content Nat Miletic natmiletic.eth natmiletic Me: I don't have a computer to learn to code My grandma: Say no more 4:18 26 Nov 22 Twitter Web App ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good.

Ah, Switzerland—where they legislated against integer overflows before they legislated against bugs. The meme shows an actual Swiss railway regulation forbidding trains with exactly 256 axles because the axle counter would reset to zero, essentially making the train invisible to the system. For the uninitiated, 256 (or 2^8) is where an 8-bit unsigned integer maxes out and wraps back to zero. It's like your car odometer hitting 999999 and rolling back to 000000, except this rollover could cause a train collision. Instead of fixing the code, they just banned the edge case. If only we could solve all our debugging nightmares by making them illegal. "Error 404? Straight to jail."

Content I love when you ask someone about a thing they know a lot about and they start with "okay, so" because you KNOW you're about to get a novel's worth of nerd shit and it's going to be so delightful

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