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Instead of asking Santa for toys, this poor dev is begging for debugging help! That moment when you've been staring at line 767 for so long that your only hope is supernatural intervention. Santa's probably thinking, "I deliver presents, not stack overflow answers, kid." The real Christmas miracle would be code that works on the first try. Sadly, Santa's elves are toy makers, not QA engineers—though they'd probably charge less than consultants.

Tell someone you want to be a doctor, and they'll throw you a party. Tell them you want to be a programmer, and they'll start planning your funeral. The coding life comes with its own special blend of caffeine addiction, existential Stack Overflow searches at 2AM, and the crushing realization that your entire career will be spent fixing problems that wouldn't exist without programmers in the first place. But hey, at least we get to wear the same hoodie five days in a row without judgment!