Be like these people

Content Go to college. Study hard. Top grades. Graduate. Your new boss is younger than you and never went to college. Get a job at major software company to pay student loans. Your new boss is younger than you and never went to college.

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Developer: "This task will take 3 months to complete." Project manager: "Best I can do is 8 story points." The classic time-estimation standoff where developers give realistic timelines and management responds with arbitrary story point allocations that somehow translate to "finish it by Friday." Agile was supposed to save us, not destroy us.

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Childhood: "I'll make the next World of Warcraft but with better graphics and cooler weapons!" Reality: Spending 6 months debugging collision detection only to have your game downloaded by your mom and that one supportive friend who gives it a 5-star review despite never making it past the loading screen. The gap between gaming fantasy and game dev reality is basically the distance between "I'm having fun" and "I'm questioning every life choice while staring at a semicolon for three hours."