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Content When you feel like using semicolons only occasionally Literally any programming language Javascript YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME I'll allow it.

Content 9:06 4 Job application Inbox After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely, Thank you for letting me know. Thank you for informing me. Thank you for your response. A Reply Forward

Content 3rd Follow 1d G IT Horror Story in four lines: An SDE is hired with 300 hike and is assigned to a legacy project. He reaches out to the only senior developer in the project for some doubts. The senior asks him to come tomorrow for clearing doubts. The next day the engineer finds out that yesterday was the senior's last working day. legacyproject sde maang ithorrorstories 6,417 106 comments 16 reposts

Content Uber average non-tech company with 50 peoples and 5 devs a "We forked ! immensely popular software framework and maintain our own version which fits exactly our needs" "We forked ! immensely popular software framework and maintain our own version which fits exactly our needs" ProdrammerHumor.