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Content Programmers xX1 Mathematicians

The bell curve of programming wisdom strikes again! At the far left, we have sweet summer children who think "computers are magic" because they've never had to debug a race condition at 2 AM. In the middle, the enlightened souls who understand the fundamental truth: computers only do exactly what you tell them to do, no more, no less. Then at the far right, we circle back to "computers are magic" – but this time it's the grizzled veterans who've seen so much unexplainable behavior that they've transcended rational explanation. "Why did restarting the server fix it? No idea. Magic. Ship it."

Content Randall Koutnik Follow rkoutnik Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 17 18K 5.7K

Content How does that even work? Your public key is stored on whatever secure thing you want to access, and your private key is kept only by you. Then basically you connect to that secure thing, and your private key "combines" with your public key and if they match as a pair it grants you access bruh My public key is on my front door. My private key is in my pocket. WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST CALL THIS A LOCK AND KEY??? oh man OH MAN

Content ill fix that minor bug later And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

Content INDIAN GUY TUTORIAL ON YOUTUBE STARTER PACK Made with KINE MASTER starts video with english lines "hello friends welcome back to my yt channel " then starts to talk in hindi. NES 4:21 Alan Walker - Fade Privated NCS Release Robby Walker 61 K views 3 weeks ago bad mic mandatory please don't forget to like share and subscribe heavy keyboard and fan noise in background. and in the end somehow solves your problem. ProdrammerHumor.io