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Content AM IA GOOD LEAD DEVELOPPER? NO, LTIS MY COWORKERS WHO CONSTANTLY PRAISE ME WHO ARE WRONG.

Content Mandy Z aytozee Last night I was talking to my Korean friend about abortion in Korea, but because of his limited English he didn't use the word "abortion" he said "delete the baby" 6:20 am 15 Feb 19 Twitter for iPhone 5,616 Retweets 12.5K Likes 17. ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic game dev descent into madness. Starting with bright-eyed optimism about using Godot's C# API, then slowly spiraling into technical debt hell. First, you're excited about making a game. Then you're hunting for that perfect 3D model that's probably held together with duct tape and prayers. By the third stage, you're realizing your codebase is built on an outdated engine version and needs complete refactoring. And finally... the thousand-yard stare when you hit 3000+ errors. That's not a compiler error count—that's a cry for help. The best part? We all know you'll do it again on your next project. Because we're game devs, and apparently we enjoy suffering.

OH MY GODDD! The AUDACITY of people using 'i' as a loop variable! It's like wearing socks with sandals in the programming world! 💅 Listen honey, we've evolved past single-letter variables - it's 2024 and we deserve better! Next thing you know, these savages will be using 'j' for nested loops and 'x' for temporary variables. THE HORROR! Give me my 'currentIndex' or give me death! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

Ah, the classic "no excuses" motivational poster with a twist. Sure, if some morally bankrupt CEO can juggle multiple catastrophes of his own making AND still find time for Coldplay, you can definitely learn PHP. Though frankly, both choices are questionable life decisions. At least PHP doesn't require alimony payments.