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Content int counter 0; while(true) loop for 5 seconds for (int i 0; i 2147483647 ; i) another loop because it's 2012 and PCs have gotten considerably faster :) for(int j 0; j 2147483647 ; j) ... System.out.println(counter ". Hello World!"); counter;

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