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The ultimate developer revenge: a time bomb disguised as a comment. This magnificent bastard redefined the concept of "true" to randomly return false 90% of the time. Imagine the chaos when random boolean checks suddenly start failing in production with no logical explanation. The perfect crime - no git blame will save them now. This is why code reviews exist, people. And why you should always pay your developers fairly and give them proper notice periods.

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Finally, someone built what we've all been waiting for: a command prompt that forces you to watch YouTube ads before executing commands. Because nothing says "productivity" like waiting through a 30-second unskippable ad about crypto wallets before you can run npm dev . Next innovation: a compiler that requires you to subscribe to their newsletter before it fixes your syntax errors.

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