So apparently God just said "screw it" and yeeted the entire universe straight to prod without a single unit test, design document, or staging environment. Just pure vibes and divine intuition. No code reviews, no CI/CD pipeline, no rollback strategy—just raw creation energy and a single command: "Let there be light." The ultimate cowboy coder move. Zero documentation, infinite scope creep (literally created everything), and somehow it still works. Meanwhile, us mortals need three sprint planning meetings just to add a button to a form. The theological implications of deploying directly to production without even a smoke test are honestly terrifying. No wonder there are so many bugs in the system—have you seen the platypus? That's clearly a merge conflict that made it to prod. Vibe coding: when your gut feeling is literally omniscient, so QA is optional.