2038 is coming for you

Content DESIGN THINKING! The Internet in 1969 Let's create a distributed network so it can survive a nuclear winter. 59 DT COMIC O DESIGNTHINKINGCOMIC The Internet in 2021 Let's host half of it on one company and see how it goes.

Content WRITES UNMAINTAINABLE CODE LEAVES COMPANY

Content MY FAVOURITE IDE ME I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow: - Pin to taskbar

Ah, the classic developer escape hatch! This meme perfectly captures that moment in bug-fixing purgatory when you've spent 17 hours staring at the same broken code, and suddenly a lightbulb goes off—not to fix it, but to rebrand it . "It's not a memory leak, it's automatic cache clearing!" The dark art of turning catastrophic failures into marketable features is basically a required skill on any resume. The penguin's smug face says it all: "Ship it now, fix it never." This is basically how half of all software release notes are written.

Content THANKS FOR (VISITING MY PAGE! COME ON IN TOME Sweet HOMEPAGE Woops! HONE n n COOKIE? NO THANKS IM GOOD 0. Cookie? HOME light roast

Content I bet he's thinking about other women. Why can't the IDE put semicolons for me?