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The career progression of debugging in four panels: Junior dev: "Wrong! You're doing wrong bro!" - Screams at the code like it's a moral failing. Mid-level: "You have to adjust a bit" - Tries gentle persuasion, as if the code might respond to politeness. Senior-in-training: "You blind man!" - Resorts to insults when the bug persists. Senior dev: *silently pours entire can of energy drink into glass* - Has transcended verbal debugging for pure caffeine-powered persistence. The last "..." speech bubble says everything about the resigned acceptance that comes with experience. The product is the glass that's supposed to hold your code. No amount of shouting will fix a bug. Sometimes you just need to drown your sorrows in caffeine and keep going.

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Ah, nothing says "ready for the job market" like optimizing a drug dealing algorithm during a technical interview. LeetCode has officially jumped the shark with this one. The problem is literally asking you to maximize profits from selling crack to junkies with different budgets. Someone in HR is definitely getting fired today. The funniest part? It's actually just a standard greedy algorithm problem dressed up as a felony. Sort the junkies by willingness to pay, sell to the highest bidders first, and boom—you've optimized your criminal enterprise while demonstrating your CS fundamentals. Ten years of experience just to become a virtual drug kingpin. Computer science degrees are really paying off these days.

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