20 is definitely a long measure of unit indeed 😔

Content regg "Time is absolute" - Isaac Newton "Time is relative." - Albert Einstein Time is defined as the number of seconds that have elapsed since January 1, 1970 (midnight UTCGMT) - Programmers

This meme perfectly captures the two types of programmers in their natural habitat. The top panel shows the rejected approach: actually reading code and using brain cells to understand errors. The horror! Meanwhile, the bottom panel celebrates the true programming hero's journey: mindlessly changing random things until the error message changes. Why debug when you can play code roulette? It's like solving a Rubik's cube with a hammer – technically effective if you hit it enough times. The compiler isn't giving you errors; it's giving you suggestions on what to randomly change next!

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Content You teach people what a relational database is ProdrammerHumor.io A B What is my purpose? Oh, my god.

Content sal Sprint 8:06 AM Tweet 4 77 Juozas Kaziukenas juokaz If having a coffee in the morning doesn't wake you up, try deleting a table in a production database instead. 111617, 4:34 PM 1,345 Retweets 2,713 Likes 17

Content Girlfriend Compiler X Spends all your money X Needs a lot of effort to get X Takes hours to get ready X Does not want to tell you the problem X Breaks up with you Is helpful at your job apt-get install g Needs a few seconds to run Tells you exactly what and at which line the problem is Allows you to set breakpoints