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Content Our team is very Agile Do you plan future work months in advance? It's not a simple answer because Do you have hour-long standups involving 30 people where every ticket spans multiple sprints? Yes, however Thank you.

Content Me making sure there are exactly one space before and after every Professionals have STANDARDS

Content HEY LOOK I REVIEWED YOUR CODE AND DELETED A FEW USELESS FUNCTIONS NO, I DON'T KNOW WHY... NICE! IS IT WORKING 2 GOOD. NOW PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR MODIFICATIONS AND NEVER TOUCH MY CODE AGAIN THEWORKPLACECOMICS

Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new project before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

Content 1st rule of Programming: If it works.... don't touch it!.

Content USER brogrammer mem I think it stopped working.. USER PROGRAM 'running "calculating thinking We should kill it