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Game dev reality check: one Buzz Lightyear toy = "I need an artist friend." An entire warehouse of identical Buzz Lightyears = same desperate plea, but with the crushing realization that you're actually just mass-producing the same mediocre game assets over and over. The true indie game dev cycle: write code for 6 months, realize everything looks like garbage, then frantically DM every artist you've ever met with "wanna collab on something cool?" while conveniently omitting you have zero budget.

The dystopian future is here! Picture this: You're coding away, but instead of just watching your cursor blink while your AI agent generates code, you're forced to watch ads about "10 Weird Tricks to Fix Merge Conflicts" and "Hot Singles in localhost Area." It's the perfect business model - you stare blankly at ads for questionable crypto projects while your AI assistant does all the work and burns through tokens that YOU pay for with your attention. Next up: IDEs that make you solve CAPTCHAs every time you want to compile. "Select all images with semicolons that should actually be commas."

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Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No. How about devs who butt app without dark mode Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy. ingflip.com