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GPT knows about seahorse emojis in theory but can't actually show you one because it doesn't have access to the Unicode library or emoji rendering. It's like a database admin who knows exactly where your data is stored but forgot their password. The ultimate knowledge-without-demonstration paradox.

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Writing incomprehensible code isn't a bug—it's a feature. That senior dev who writes cryptic one-liners with zero comments? They're not sloppy; they're building their legend. Nothing says job security like being the only one who can decipher your own arcane syntax. Sure, your code review might be a disaster, but at least they'll remember your name when the production server catches fire at 3 AM and you're the only one who can fix it. Infamous is still famous in git blame.

Content You have a coding section for your classwork and you figure it out right away Your classmates copy your answer verbatim down to the name of the variables Later on you find a much better way to solve the problem so you rewrite your code from scratch Classmates get in trouble for copying off each other while you get a 100 on the assignment

When you're the only traditional coder at the family Christmas and your relatives finally understand what you've been trying to tell them for months! The kid is literally every "real programmer" opening their shiny new AI course gift only to discover the harsh truth. Meanwhile, the prompt-writing relatives are cackling because they've been making six figures by typing "make me a website that looks good" into ChatGPT while you're still debugging semicolons at 3 AM. The ultimate coding identity crisis of our generation!