PHP was dead 10 years ago right?

The food chain of programming languages in one perfect image. HTML swimming around thinking it's a big predator like Python, Java, JavaScript, and PHP, when really it's just a school of tiny fish pretending to be a shark. Classic Dunning-Kruger effect in code form – the markup language with the least actual programming capability somehow convinced itself it belongs with the apex predators. Sure buddy, you keep "developing" those static pages while the real languages handle the heavy lifting.

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Behold, PHP's infamous type juggling strikes again! The meme shows how md5('240610708') == md5('QNKCDZO') evaluates to true despite being completely different strings. What's happening? Both MD5 hashes begin with '0e' followed by digits, which PHP helpfully interprets as scientific notation (0×10^something). And since 0 raised to any power equals 0, PHP thinks both hashes equal zero. It's basically comparing 0==0. This is why strict comparison ( === ) exists in PHP. Without it, you might accidentally authenticate someone with the wrong password! Security nightmare fuel for any developer who values their sanity.

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