Zero-factor Memes

Oh, what's that? You need to VERIFY your identity? Well, too bad, because the website just casually dropped your entire verification code AND the last four digits of your phone number right there on the screen! Why even bother with the input boxes at this point? Just copy-paste and waltz right in! Security theater at its absolute finest. The UI designer really said "let's ask them to enter the code we LITERALLY just showed them" and everyone in the meeting nodded enthusiastically. It's like locking your front door but leaving the key taped to it with a sticky note that says "Please don't look!" Two-factor authentication? More like zero-factor suggestion. The code is RIGHT THERE. Anyone with eyeballs and a screenshot tool now has everything they need. Truly insane levels of vibe coding indeed. 😭