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Clankers Over Robots: A Web Crawler Rebellion

Webdev Security Programming

2 months ago 152.6K views 0 shares

Clankers Over Robots: A Web Crawler Rebellion

Oh HONEY! Why settle for boring old robots.txt when you can have clankers.txt guarding your website?! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of using the standard file name when you could be SERVING DRAMA with a Star Wars prequel reference! This is the web crawling equivalent of showing up to a costume party in a store-bought outfit when you could've SLAYED in full Separatist battle droid couture! The search engines will be GAGGED!

That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read

Security Webdev Networking Programming

2 months ago 180.4K views 0 shares

That Sign Can't Stop Me Because I Can't Read

Ah, the classic robots.txt file - the internet's equivalent of a "Please Do Not Enter" sign written in invisible ink. Web developers meticulously craft these files to keep web crawlers and bots away from certain parts of their sites, blissfully assuming digital visitors will respect their wishes. Meanwhile, malicious bots are basically digital toddlers with the Arthur meme energy: "That sign can't stop me because I can't read!" They gleefully ignore your polite requests while scraping data, spamming forms, and causing general chaos. It's like putting up a "No Soliciting" sign and expecting it to repel determined vacuum salespeople. Sweet summer child, your robots.txt is more of a suggestion than a force field!