Version strings Memes

The C++ standard committee's forward-thinking approach to version naming is truly inspiring. By limiting the version string to just 5 characters, they've ensured we'll run out of space around the year 2098. It's basically Y2K but for people who think memory safety is overrated. Meanwhile, Rust developers are sitting in the corner, patiently waiting with their zero-cost abstractions and ownership model, knowing that time is on their side. Nothing says "legacy planning" quite like a 76-year migration timeline.