Vector Memes

When your coffee machine starts speaking C++, you know it's going to be that kind of Monday. This fancy Siemens machine is having a vector::M_range_check exception while still managing to pour a perfect latte. The irony isn't lost on me—the one machine that's supposed to prevent debugging sessions is now requiring one. Somewhere, a software engineer is getting paged because they didn't validate array bounds in the milk frother algorithm. And yet, here we are, still desperately drinking the exception-brewed coffee because let's face it, fixing bugs without caffeine is like trying to compile with syntax errors.