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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Vanguard Memes

Posts tagged with Vanguard

Uninstalled Valorant After 5 Years

Windows Programming Security Gamedev
2 months ago 36.8M views 0 shares
Uninstalled Valorant After 5 Years
Breaking free from Valorant's Vanguard anti-cheat is like escaping a kernel-level prison. You know that feeling when you finally remove software that's been running at Ring 0 with more privileges than your own OS? That's liberation right there. Vanguard literally boots up before Windows does, sitting there in kernel space like an overprotective parent monitoring every syscall you make. Five years of having what's essentially a rootkit with good intentions watching your every move, and now you're finally free to reclaim those CPU cycles and boot times. Your Task Manager is probably breathing a sigh of relief right now. Fun fact: Vanguard operates at such a low level that it can block hardware drivers it deems suspicious, which is why some people couldn't use their RGB controllers or certain peripherals while it was installed. Freedom tastes like uninterrupted kernel space.

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