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Their Greed Sickens Me

Their Greed Sickens Me
When you're the only person who actually knows how the codebase works and you're about to bounce, suddenly everyone wants a piece of you. The PM needs "just a quick handoff doc" (translation: your entire brain downloaded into a Word file), HR is scrambling to figure out how to replace the irreplaceable, and the CEO finally remembers you exist after ignoring your Slack messages for 6 months. Meanwhile, you're just vibing at the party knowing you hold all the cards. The best part? They probably should've thought about this before offering you a 2% raise while the company just raised another $50M round. Enjoy that legacy code, folks. Hope someone left comments... oh wait, that was supposed to be your job, and you're outta here! 🎉

Hire The Guy

Hire The Guy
Someone "fixed" OpenAI's UI by making the popup text more concise and readable, then shot their shot asking for a job at $5/hour plus a can of cola. Honestly? That's underselling yourself king, but I respect the hustle. The side-by-side comparison shows how a simple UI tweak can make a huge difference—turns out even AI companies need better UX designers. The salary negotiation strategy is questionable though. Even interns get paid more than that, and they usually don't even get the cola. Fun fact: The original popup is unnecessarily wordy. "Run your next API request by adding credits" vs "Run your next API request by ad..." (cut off). Sometimes the best code is the code you delete, and apparently the same goes for UI copy.