Turn-it-off-and-on Memes

The universal tech support secret that we'll never admit to non-technical people: turning it off and on again solves like 80% of all problems. Someone asks how you fixed their mysterious computer issue? You just give them that knowing smirk while professionally presenting the restart button like you just performed digital surgery. The confidence with which we deploy this ancient technique is directly proportional to how little we actually understand what went wrong. But hey, if clearing the RAM and reinitializing all processes fixes it, who needs to know the root cause? Ship it.