Trade-in Memes

NVIDIA's trade-in program is basically a hostage negotiation where they hold your frame rate ransom. You fork over two grand, and in return they graciously bestow upon you the privilege of going from 144 FPS to 155 FPS. Truly transformative stuff. Your wallet weeps, your bank account questions your life choices, but hey—at least you can now see that explosion in Cyberpunk with 11 additional frames of glory. The math checks out: roughly $181 per frame. Totally reasonable.