Trackpoint Memes

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Could You Not Pet The TrackPoint

Could You Not Pet The TrackPoint
Someone's out here anthropomorphizing their ThinkPad's TrackPoint nub like it's a pet. That little red button isn't processing your data—it's just a pointer device invented in 1992 that's somehow survived into the modern era despite everyone else moving to touchpads. Imagine sweet-talking your input device while frantically clicking through Stack Overflow trying to fix a production bug. "Who's a good little pointer? You are! Yes you are! Now please help me find that memory leak before the CEO calls again."

The Red Nub Of Experience

The Red Nub Of Experience
When someone's amazed by your technical wizardry but all you did was spend 15 years of your life staring at a keyboard with a trackpoint nub. Those little red nipples between the G and H keys have taught me more than any CS degree ever could. The silent badge of honor for those who've typed their fingers to the bone in the trenches of ThinkPad warfare.

The Red Dot Ecstasy

The Red Dot Ecstasy
Nothing beats the pure ecstasy of using that little red TrackPoint nub on ThinkPads. Touchscreens? Meh. Mouse? Whatever. But that tiny red dot that barely moves and gives you carpal tunnel after 5 minutes? ABSOLUTE NIRVANA. It's like the keyboard equivalent of preferring dial-up internet because you "enjoy the anticipation." Only true keyboard warriors know the special relationship between a developer and their pointing stick—a relationship that's equal parts Stockholm syndrome and masochism.