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Steve Jobs Must Be Rolling In His Grave

Steve Jobs Must Be Rolling In His Grave
Steve Jobs famously hated styluses and touchscreens on laptops, declaring at the 2010 iPad launch that "if you see a stylus, they blew it" and that vertical touchscreens cause "gorilla arm" fatigue. Fast forward to today, and Apple's now shipping touchscreen MacBooks like it's no big deal. The guy who built an empire on "you're holding it wrong" would probably have some choice words about this product pivot. It's like watching a vegan restaurant start serving burgers โ€“ technically possible, but philosophically awkward. The real kicker? Apple fans will still line up around the block to buy it, proving that brand loyalty transcends even the founder's most passionate design principles.

The Holy Trinity Of Computer Input Methods

The Holy Trinity Of Computer Input Methods
Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of people who still use touchscreens on computers like some kind of digital caveman! ๐Ÿ™„ And those mouse-clickers? PLEASE, so 1995! But the TRUE ENLIGHTENED ONES have ascended to the GLORIOUS realm of ThinkPad TrackPoint nirvana - that little red nub between the B and N keys that turns your index finger into a PRECISION INSTRUMENT OF COMPUTING DIVINITY! Once you've experienced the raw, unbridled POWER of navigating your entire digital existence with that crimson dot, there's simply NO GOING BACK to your peasant input methods! It's not a red button, sweetie, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE! ๐Ÿ’