Touchscreen Memes

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of people who still use touchscreens on computers like some kind of digital caveman! 🙄 And those mouse-clickers? PLEASE, so 1995! But the TRUE ENLIGHTENED ONES have ascended to the GLORIOUS realm of ThinkPad TrackPoint nirvana - that little red nub between the B and N keys that turns your index finger into a PRECISION INSTRUMENT OF COMPUTING DIVINITY! Once you've experienced the raw, unbridled POWER of navigating your entire digital existence with that crimson dot, there's simply NO GOING BACK to your peasant input methods! It's not a red button, sweetie, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE! 💅