Third-party-auth Memes

When your app has more third-party login options than actual features. Nothing says "we respect your privacy" quite like giving seven different tech giants access to your data. The real kicker? After all these options, half the users will still click "Create Account" and use "password123" anyway. And you know what's even funnier? The backend dev who had to implement OAuth flows for all of these is probably crying in a corner somewhere, maintaining seven different API integrations that will inevitably break during the weekend. Pro tip: The number of login options is inversely proportional to the developer's remaining sanity.