Testing phases Memes

While the Alpha and Beta males are locked in their eternal, ridiculous hammer-and-anvil struggle, the TRUE software genius sits back with their documentation, waiting for the stable release. GASP! The audacity of skipping all that early-adopter drama! Why waste precious life force on buggy alpha builds when you can swoop in post-launch with a fully functional product? The rest of us MERE MORTALS are out here beta testing like unpaid interns while Final Release Guy is living in 3023 with actual working code. Simply scandalous!