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When Your Solution Is Technically Correct But Socially Wrong

When Your Solution Is Technically Correct But Socially Wrong
You know you're dealing with a programmer when someone suggests "install windows" as a solution to overheating and they get YEETED out the window faster than a rejected pull request. Everyone else is playing it safe with "air conditioners" and "fans" like reasonable human beings, but this absolute legend went full literal-interpretation mode. The office is hot? Just install some WINDOWS. You know, those glass things in walls that let air in? Revolutionary thinking, really. The boss's face says it all: "I asked for practical solutions, not dad jokes from a systems administrator." But hey, the solution WOULD work. It's just that nobody appreciates genius when it involves defenestration and a complete misunderstanding of context. Classic programmer move: solving the wrong problem with perfect logic.

It's Docs

It's Docs
The eternal struggle between documentation readers and documentation avoiders! While one developer is frantically Googling, checking Stack Overflow, and reverse-engineering libraries, the other calmly points to the documentation that literally spells out the solution. It's the perfect encapsulation of two developer archetypes: the one who treats documentation as a last resort and the one who's discovered the ancient secret that documentation... actually contains useful information. Revolutionary concept! The final panel's deadpan "It's docs" is basically the programmer equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" - simple, obvious, yet somehow mind-blowing to those who never considered it.