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Study Computer Science

Study Computer Science
The brutal honesty we all needed before signing up for that CS degree. Mr. Krabs doesn't hesitate for a microsecond—it's money, baby. No romanticized "passion for technology" or "wanting to change the world" nonsense here. Just cold, hard cash and the promise of six-figure salaries. Sure, some people genuinely love algorithms and data structures, but let's be real: most of us saw those tech salary surveys and suddenly developed a deep "passion" for computing. Nothing wrong with that—at least we're honest about it, unlike Mr. Krabs who's literally a crustacean capitalist. The job market made us all pragmatists real quick.

Well When You Put It That Way…

Well When You Put It That Way…
The beautiful irony of tech economics: dropping $400 on 32GB of RAM feels completely justified when you're pulling in modern developer wages, but in the 90s when RAM cost about the same and you were making $5/hour flipping burgers? That was basically financial suicide. The real kicker is that $400 in 1990s money had way more purchasing power than today—that's like $800+ in 2026 dollars. So technically, RAM has gotten cheaper AND we're getting paid way more. The weak doge perfectly captures that "wait, maybe I shouldn't complain about my cushy tech job" realization when you remember your parents somehow survived on pennies while technology cost a fortune. Also fun fact: 16MB of RAM in 1995 could run you $500+, so we're literally living in the golden age of affordable memory while complaining about Electron apps eating 2GB like it's nothing.

When Non-Developers Predict The Death Of Programming

When Non-Developers Predict The Death Of Programming
The ultimate Twitter thread showdown between AI doomers and actual software engineers! Someone claims junior devs earning $145K are obsolete because a $200/month ChatGPT agent could replace them. Then a real developer steps in with the cold, hard truth: AI still hallucinates features, needs constant supervision, and can't replace human judgment. The punchline? The doom-preaching critic admits they've never actually built anything themselves! Classic armchair expert syndrome - proclaiming the death of an entire profession while having zero practical experience. That thumbs-up at the end is peak chef's-kiss irony.