Tech retail Memes

Retail workers at tech stores stocking $60-70 mechanical keyboards while making minimum wage is peak dystopian capitalism. These folks are out here handling G915 TKLs and premium gaming peripherals that cost more than what they make in a day, dealing with keyboard enthusiasts who'll spend 20 minutes asking about actuation force and RGB zones. The real kicker? They probably can't even afford the products they're selling. Nothing says "late-stage capitalism" quite like meticulously organizing $200+ gaming keyboards for people who'll argue over a $5 price difference while you're making $12/hour. At least the RGB lighting makes the existential dread look pretty.

The slow transformation into a full clown as you try to sell AMD products only for customers to walk out with Intel and Nvidia instead. It's the hardware equivalent of recommending Vim to a new programmer and watching them install Visual Studio Code. The pain is real when you give honest tech advice but customers just follow whatever their favorite YouTuber said last week. That 14700K + 5070Ti combo? Doesn't even exist, but they'll swear their cousin's roommate got one on sale.