Tech enthusiasts Memes

The GPU arms race has officially jumped the shark. Someone took the absurdity of tech enthusiasts constantly recommending overkill hardware and ran with it—literally creating a graphics card with approximately 25+ fans and a model number that looks like someone fell asleep on the 9 key. The "ROG ASTRAL PROTOS" (because we definitely needed another ROG variant) features the legendary "ASUS 999999999999990 Ti" paired with the "RTX 100010009 Ti Super Ultra Pro Pro Max Mega Hyper"—a naming scheme that perfectly captures how NVIDIA and Apple had a baby and it inherited the worst traits from both parents. The "billion pt vram" spec is *chef's kiss*—because why stop at terabytes when you can measure your VRAM in petabytes? At this point, you could probably run Crysis, host the entire internet, and simulate the universe simultaneously. But hey, according to Reddit, anything less and you're basically coding on a potato. Can't run "Hello World" without ray tracing these days.

That look of pure disdain when someone suggests taking the easy way out of PC building. It's like telling a chef to just order takeout or asking a developer to use no-code solutions for everything. The sacred ritual of meticulously selecting each component, obsessing over benchmark scores, cable management that would make Marie Kondo weep with joy, and the religious thermal paste application ceremony cannot be replaced by some off-the-shelf solution! The audacity! Next you'll suggest using Windows without customizing the registry.