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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Tech acquisition Memes

Posts tagged with Tech acquisition

Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out

Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging
2 months ago 141.0K views 0 shares
Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out
Oh. My. GOD! The expectations vs. reality of code audits is sending me to the GRAVE! ๐Ÿ’€ Top panel: The pristine, politically-charged algorithm that Elon thinks he'll discover in Twitter's codebase - a smoking gun that automatically deletes Trump tweets and bans authors! Bottom panel: The absolute HORROR SHOW he'll actually find - a cursed "isEven" function with a switch statement that returns undefined for 0, false for 1, true for 2, and false for 3. With a desperate plea comment "Please don't look at this" from some poor dev who KNEW they committed crimes against humanity! The reality of tech acquisitions: you pay $44 billion only to discover the backend is held together with duct tape, prayers, and questionable logic that would make computer science professors weep uncontrollably!

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