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They Hardly Even Try To Hide It
AI Programming
9 days ago 50.8M views 0 shares
They Hardly Even Try To Hide It
SpaceX bought Cursor and basically said "yeah, we're gonna rebrand our auto-balance feature as Grok 4.7 and nobody will notice." Except everyone noticed. It's like when your company rebrands the same crappy legacy system with a new logo and calls it "innovation." The mask comes off so quickly here it's almost impressive. At least pretend you built something new instead of just slapping a different label on existing tech. But hey, when you're a billionaire with a meme empire, subtlety is optional. The real tragedy? Cursor users who thought they were special are now just Grok users with extra steps.

Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out
Javascript Programming Debugging Webdev
1 year ago 477.8K views 0 shares
Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out
Oh. My. GOD! The expectations vs. reality of code audits is sending me to the GRAVE! 💀 Top panel: The pristine, politically-charged algorithm that Elon thinks he'll discover in Twitter's codebase - a smoking gun that automatically deletes Trump tweets and bans authors! Bottom panel: The absolute HORROR SHOW he'll actually find - a cursed "isEven" function with a switch statement that returns undefined for 0, false for 1, true for 2, and false for 3. With a desperate plea comment "Please don't look at this" from some poor dev who KNEW they committed crimes against humanity! The reality of tech acquisitions: you pay $44 billion only to discover the backend is held together with duct tape, prayers, and questionable logic that would make computer science professors weep uncontrollably!