Sysadmin nightmare Memes

The CEO's brain doing complex math calculations trying to figure out if 500 server errors is concerning while the entire production environment is literally on fire. Meanwhile, the dev team is having collective panic attacks because 500 errors mean the server is completely failing to process requests. But sure, let's wait until the number "seems concerning enough" to the executive who thinks rebooting fixes everything. For reference: 500 errors are like your car engine exploding, not like getting a few raindrops on your windshield. But please, take your time with those calculations.