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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Svchost Memes

Posts tagged with Svchost

Oooh Myyy... Looks Good To Me!

Windows Debugging Security
2 months ago 78.5M views 1 shares
Oooh Myyy... Looks Good To Me!
When you open Task Manager to see what's eating your RAM and CPU, but you're too busy pretending everything's fine to actually deal with the digital STDs lurking in your system. Homer's standing there all confident showing off his "totally normal" processes while Marge is hiding the fact that the PC is basically a cryptocurrency mining rig for some hacker in Eastern Europe. That casual glance at Task Manager where you see 47 suspicious processes named "svchost.exe" running at 98% CPU, but you just shrug and close it because ignorance is bliss. Who needs antivirus software when you have denial? The trojans, malware, viruses, and miners are having a full-blown party in your system, and you're just like "hmm, seems legit." Pro tip: If your computer sounds like a jet engine and Task Manager looks like a cybersecurity incident report, maybe don't just approve it with your eyes closed.

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