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When production is literally burning down with errors flooding the logs at 100.0.x addresses and someone asks what's happening, the only reasonable response is "unit testing." Sure, the server farm is experiencing a catastrophic meltdown, but at least those unit tests passed locally on your machine, right? Nothing says "I have everything under control" quite like deflecting from a live infrastructure disaster by mentioning your 80% code coverage. The red wall of error messages? Just aurora borealis. The IP addresses screaming in pain? Perfectly normal. But hey, the tests are green in CI/CD, so technically we're doing DevOps correctly.