Steam competitor Memes

Epic Games has been throwing free games at us for years trying to compete with Steam, but apparently by 2027 they're just gonna start giving away actual hardware. DDR5 RAM and an RTX 5090? Sure, why not. At this rate, by 2030 they'll be offering free houses with every Fortnite skin purchase. The joke here is that Epic has been hemorrhaging money on their free game strategy for so long that the logical next step is just giving away thousand-dollar GPUs and RAM sticks. Because nothing says "sustainable business model" like literally giving away the means of production. Tim Sweeney's credit card must be crying in a corner somewhere.