Small-team Memes

Startup life: where "full-stack developer" actually means "full-stack everything." You're the frontend dev, backend dev, DevOps engineer, QA tester, database admin, and occasionally the person who fixes the office printer. Team collaboration? Sure, let me just open another terminal window and argue with myself about whether to use tabs or spaces. The daily standup is just you talking to your rubber duck about why the CI/CD pipeline broke again. At least code reviews are quick when you're reviewing your own commits from yesterday that you barely remember writing.