Schrodingers-bool Memes

Someone really looked at the classic boolean with its two measly options and said "you know what? This is LIMITING my artistic expression." So they created the Megabool enum with TRUE, FALSE, NEITHER, BOTH, MAYBE, TRUEISH, FALSEISH, IT_DEPENDS, OSCILLATING, ITS_COMPLICATED, and presumably DOUBLE_TRUE just out of frame. Because why settle for binary when you can have the entire emotional spectrum of a relationship status on Facebook? This is what happens when you let JavaScript developers design type systems. Schrödinger's cat would be THRILLED to finally have a data type that accurately represents its vibe.