Rsa Memes

Ah, posting your private key on the internet. The digital equivalent of leaving your house keys under the doormat... except the doormat is in Times Square with a neon sign pointing to it. For the uninitiated, this is showing an OpenSSL-generated RSA private key - the secret half of public-key cryptography that should NEVER be shared. It's basically the master key to your digital kingdom. Posting it online is security suicide. Ten years of hardening your infrastructure just to casually drop your private key in a screenshot. Classic.

When you mistake a celebrity's keyboard smash for your RSA private key. The irony is delicious - spending hours securing your system only to accidentally paste Lady Gaga's random tweet as your encryption key. The real security vulnerability was between the keyboard and chair all along. Pro tip: If your private key looks like it could've been generated by a pop star having a seizure on their keyboard, maybe double-check before deploying to production.