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Silence, System Architect Junior Developer Is Talking

Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend

1 month ago 177.5K views 0 shares

Silence, System Architect Junior Developer Is Talking

The haunting specter of a system architect silencing a junior developer who just uttered the cursed phrase "We should rewrite it in JavaScript." Every engineering team has witnessed this ancient ritual: the bright-eyed junior suggesting a complete rewrite in the framework-of-the-month while the architect, who's survived 17 rewrites and still has nightmares about the last one, performs the sacred gesture of "please stop talking before I have to explain why we're not rebuilding our entire infrastructure because you watched a cool YouTube video."

It's Really Necessary To Stabilize Project

Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

4 months ago 121.5K views 0 shares

It's Really Necessary To Stabilize Project

The project manager is salivating over their delivery bonus while the senior architect just casually dropped a nuclear bomb about migrating to some shiny new framework. Classic tech industry priorities in action! The PM sees dollar signs while the architect gets to play with their new toys, and guess who's going to be working nights and weekends to make it happen? Not these two—they'll be at the beach while the dev team frantically googles "how to migrate legacy codebase to FancyFramework 4.0 without breaking everything." Ten bucks says the framework will be deprecated before the migration is even complete.