Recruitinghell Memes

Ah, the mythical "Vibe Coding Intern" position! The requirements? "High agency" and "understands code" — which is corporate speak for "we want someone who can do everything without being told and already knows how to code." But the real kicker is in the perks: "Low salary" listed right after the free cursor subscription. At least they're honest about exploiting you while promising that sweet, sweet "revenue share" that'll materialize right after your VC funding and girlfriend from Canada.