Reconnaissance Memes

You spend weeks implementing OAuth2, rate limiting, input validation, and encrypted endpoints. Then Steve from frontend pastes your entire API response—complete with internal IDs, database schemas, and server versions—into some sketchy online JSON formatter because he couldn't be bothered to install a browser extension. Congratulations, you just gave potential attackers a complete map of your infrastructure. For free. The security team is thrilled. Pro tip: Those "prettify JSON" websites? They log everything. Your API keys, session tokens, customer data—all sitting in someone's server logs in a country with interesting privacy laws. But hey, at least the JSON looked nice and indented.