Real-soon-now Memes

A 1987 video game absolutely destroying programmers with surgical precision. Each answer is a different flavor of roast: Option A: "Not my department" - the classic programmer escape route. Option B: Body shaming programmers since the Reagan administration. Savage. Option C: The debugging joke is chef's kiss. Because naturally, when a light bulb doesn't work, you need 99 programmers to debug the electrical system, the socket, the firmware, and probably write unit tests for the entire house. Option D: The procrastination masterpiece. "Real Soon Now" - the three words that have delayed more features than merge conflicts and production bugs combined. The fact that this is from an age verification quiz means they were gatekeeping adult content behind programmer insults. Incredible energy.